Putting the smooth in smoothy

He's a good man she said(one of my professors), a good Christian man, so I went over and filled out the paper-work. Three weeks later it was training day as I sat in a holiday inn meeting room I thought it strange, I was the only male new hire at a table full of young girls. Today I was acosted by one of the partners in this business. She rolled up beside me and said "can we go for a ride, we need to talk?" I got in and listened to this sweet old lady tell me that the man who had hired me and run that training session attemted suicide the night before. "Was he sick or depressed?" I asked in concern. He was sick but not in any physical way. She proceeded to tell me how this man swindled her and her husband out of over 100,000 dollars and how he is wanted for embezzelment, indentity theft, and numerous counts of freud. I was hired by a psycotic conn mann. Some how this fits so perfect with my life on ice skates.
PS here is a story I found on google about my wonderful employer...
Jesus' General

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