Just J. and Nickname Gang

(Nicknames)
I was at a party the other night with the, (black flag XS t-shirt, studded belt, black and white check converse sneaker, we love piercing and tatoos and any band that begins with the word THE, swoopy hair with some spike and bleach,I just want to be different like everyone else kids) and I noticed alot of them had "cool" nick names.

T-bone, No-lips, Roswell, Asian Kim, etc... I developed a formula for how to discover the origin of these names without actually asking, and sounding "lame". It breaks down like this, "1 time when we were high(or drunk)" + RN (real name) did, looked like, or ate SR (something rediculous) = cool nick name. Lets try it 1 + (joe smith) sat on the couch and stared at the fan while it spun around = joe spin and stare 1+ (sarah doe) hit a deer while driving drunk = sarah doe (ha ha ha cough)

Oh, and in case you were wondering, I managed to walk away with out attaining a new identity. I am still just,

j.