morrisless classic

Forget Metamussel...Regular is out.

(Announcer Voice)
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Warning; use of IRREGLA and its lifestyle may cause headaches, diarrhea, upset stomach, cramps, bloating, hair loss, cancer, hangovers, STD's, death, and eternal damnation.

Don't buy into the hype.
Greater is He that is in you than he that is in the world