Grocery Line of Thought.
I was at the grocery store today and I noticed the can return center at Wegmans had a big sign that said "400 CAN A DAY MAX.) Who has that many cans? O.k. so you put off the can return for a couple of weeks. And you have 19 people in your house. And they all have sugar/ caffine addictions. And they use can returns as a second source of income. 400 cans a day still seems like a lot.
Speaking of cans if you go to the 7 item express lane with a 12 pack of dr. pepper is it one item or twelve? And if its only one can you buy 12 different cans of soda put one on the register ask the clerk to scan it 12 times and still put six other items through?
Speaking of putting items through, I went to papa johns to get dinner, and I said to the guy I don't come down here to often, I am kinda scared of this section of town. He said. "It's not to bad, only a few bullet holes here and there." I laughed and then he pointed to the bullet holes.
Speaking of wholes I hate pot holes and construction. I took a detour the other day because the exit for my street was closed I ended up 17 miles back toward where I started. Frustrated I decided to get Ice Cream only to find out they don't take credit cards. So I used the ATM which inevetibly charged me a $3.50 usage charge. Which luckily for me just happens to be the ammount of money I got back after I returned 400 cans of dr. pepper at Wegman's.
j.
Speaking of cans if you go to the 7 item express lane with a 12 pack of dr. pepper is it one item or twelve? And if its only one can you buy 12 different cans of soda put one on the register ask the clerk to scan it 12 times and still put six other items through?
Speaking of putting items through, I went to papa johns to get dinner, and I said to the guy I don't come down here to often, I am kinda scared of this section of town. He said. "It's not to bad, only a few bullet holes here and there." I laughed and then he pointed to the bullet holes.
Speaking of wholes I hate pot holes and construction. I took a detour the other day because the exit for my street was closed I ended up 17 miles back toward where I started. Frustrated I decided to get Ice Cream only to find out they don't take credit cards. So I used the ATM which inevetibly charged me a $3.50 usage charge. Which luckily for me just happens to be the ammount of money I got back after I returned 400 cans of dr. pepper at Wegman's.
j.
posted by j. at
8:56 PM
3 Comments:
That was hilarious..you can ask my mom, I laughed out loud.
the papa john's on east main and culver? ha i live like six blocks away from that papa john's
do you realize that at 400 cans per day, six days a week, four weeks a month, twelve months a year that's $57,800. Not bad at all! Maybe you should consider a change of career.
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