Everyone turns eventually.
10 things you shouldn't let bug you, and why.
1. Having 17 out of 19 traffic lights on the way home be red.
why? Because without the red we would have no appreciation for green.
Then green would get all depressed and turn blue and need therapy; and the people would be very confused as to what exactly your supposed to do at a blue light, and... well you get the idea.
2. Having your rice milk and captain crunch stolen because you hid it underneath your roomates locked car (in the grocery parkinglot) while you run inside to get the key.
why? Whoever took it must have needed it.
Besides you probably eat to much as it is, and it is not like breakfast is really that important in fact in Zarinea any one who eats before noon is scalped. (Zarinea is not an actual place no zaranians were harmed in the writing of this article.) Although in India I hear breakfast is a god. Eh well. (shrugs shoulders)
3. Starting work at 3 or 4 when all your friends get done at 5.
why? By the time they finally decide what they want to do that nigt youl just about be done with your shift. "I dunno what do you want to do?"
4. Having an internet connection that works "most" of the time.
why? Most is better than none right?
It's more fun when your never quite sure if the page you want will come up, or to have to type the url in 16 times before the page displays. Lots and Lots of fun!!!!!!!!!! (fake grinning from ear to ear)
5. When Boston looses 3 out of 4 games to the Yankees.
Why? because we are still 2 games ahead and the one game we did win was 17-1.
6. When your exit is closed because of night construction that started at 9:30 and your driving by at 9:42.
Why? Becasue there is nothing quite like wandering aimlessly around the ghetto at 10 pm trying to find your way home.
7. Have someone leave a "constructive" criticism in your website comments.
Why? Sympathy comments from your friends.
8. Going way over on your wireless bill because your mom calls you 3 times a day.
Why? Quality time with the woman cared for you when you were sick, and spent 37 hours in labor, and bought you superman pjamas with feet(and no I don't still wear them, their to small) and ... PRICELESS.
9. Waiting an hour and a half to get your garlic chicken pasta dinner at the Olive Garden.
Wny, because the longer you wait the cheaper your meal gets.
My roomates meal was completely free, luckily for me it just happened to be my turn to pay.
10. Driving for six blocks waiting for the guy in the white accord in front of you to turn left becase his blinker has been on since you got off of the high way.
Why? Becasue EVERYONE TURNS EVENTUALLY
Maybe not now, mabe not even a little bit after now, but tomorrow or the day after that, the man in the white accord will eventually make that turn.
j.
1. Having 17 out of 19 traffic lights on the way home be red.
why? Because without the red we would have no appreciation for green.
Then green would get all depressed and turn blue and need therapy; and the people would be very confused as to what exactly your supposed to do at a blue light, and... well you get the idea.
2. Having your rice milk and captain crunch stolen because you hid it underneath your roomates locked car (in the grocery parkinglot) while you run inside to get the key.
why? Whoever took it must have needed it.
Besides you probably eat to much as it is, and it is not like breakfast is really that important in fact in Zarinea any one who eats before noon is scalped. (Zarinea is not an actual place no zaranians were harmed in the writing of this article.) Although in India I hear breakfast is a god. Eh well. (shrugs shoulders)
3. Starting work at 3 or 4 when all your friends get done at 5.
why? By the time they finally decide what they want to do that nigt youl just about be done with your shift. "I dunno what do you want to do?"
4. Having an internet connection that works "most" of the time.
why? Most is better than none right?
It's more fun when your never quite sure if the page you want will come up, or to have to type the url in 16 times before the page displays. Lots and Lots of fun!!!!!!!!!! (fake grinning from ear to ear)
5. When Boston looses 3 out of 4 games to the Yankees.
Why? because we are still 2 games ahead and the one game we did win was 17-1.
6. When your exit is closed because of night construction that started at 9:30 and your driving by at 9:42.
Why? Becasue there is nothing quite like wandering aimlessly around the ghetto at 10 pm trying to find your way home.
7. Have someone leave a "constructive" criticism in your website comments.
Why? Sympathy comments from your friends.
8. Going way over on your wireless bill because your mom calls you 3 times a day.
Why? Quality time with the woman cared for you when you were sick, and spent 37 hours in labor, and bought you superman pjamas with feet(and no I don't still wear them, their to small) and ... PRICELESS.
9. Waiting an hour and a half to get your garlic chicken pasta dinner at the Olive Garden.
Wny, because the longer you wait the cheaper your meal gets.
My roomates meal was completely free, luckily for me it just happened to be my turn to pay.
10. Driving for six blocks waiting for the guy in the white accord in front of you to turn left becase his blinker has been on since you got off of the high way.
Why? Becasue EVERYONE TURNS EVENTUALLY
Maybe not now, mabe not even a little bit after now, but tomorrow or the day after that, the man in the white accord will eventually make that turn.
j.
posted by j. at
11:42 AM
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for the record. The doc's appointment was pretty terrible. It's over now, and I taking it one day at a time. Well, it wasn't quite that bad but...ya know.
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I'm really curious as to who this anonymous person is that keeps on commenting? is it just easier for them to comment because the person didn't take any typing lessons? or is it more fun because the "person" can rip on j. as much as they'd like to since no one knows who they are... mysterious, eh?!
anonymous (oooo!)
that was a great post j.
J., that was really good..I loved it!
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