Vader called he want's his helment back.

In a news conference today the pope declared "jedi" the new religion of rome.
Aparantly the helmet was stolen by an aid to the pope from a storm trooper at the last star wars convention in cleveland oh. The aid was then asked to do to "hail yodas" and an "our vader" as penance for his theft.

Is seems this 29 century pope hat is really connecting with the younger generation. He aparantly is also trying to learn how to "cryp walk" as well as the dance moves seen in will smiths new video "switch". (or in this case we will call it the geriatric gig) That giany gold signate on his rigt hand is now being refered to as the "holy bling bling" or hb squared for short.

His first rap album "Hip hope pope" is due in early january and the single titled " pope n' ain't e-z" hits stores later this month. For updates and more info check out popebenedizzle.com
j.