"Soulutions for your every day life."
Remeber McGuiver? I used to love that show when I was a kid. That guy could make a bomb out of bubblegum and a coke can, and a four course meal out of a tube of colgate. At any rate he was what you might call resourcefull. The last few days I my self have had to get pretty creative. When my boss said "design is all about solutions" I took it to heart.
Let me give you a few examples.
1. The other night I was sick of having my clothes all over the place but I had no closet to speak of. So I grabbed the left over pvc pipe from the gelato cart's umbrella holder and some networking cable (which I cut with a steak knife) and decided I was going to hang it from the pipe on the ceiling. The only problem is that the pipe was fifteen feet in the air. Two folding chairs and a stool later I was tetering on a self induced pyramid of death. It was barely tall enough but I got the network cable over the pipe and viola I have a place to hang my hat and my ties and my shirts...
2. Being clean cut is an important part of the business world. A couple of days ago I had a meeting down town with a potential client. I needed a shave but the mirror in the bathroom is gone and I didn't have time to go across town to the gym. And so the witch hunt for shiney objects began. Cd -no, knife -no, napkin dispenser-no. meat tray-bingo, perfect. Clean cut and ready to go. And by the way I got the contract and johny gelato is going to be at the second largest fair in rochester. Oh yeah.
It's all about in-jew-nuity.
j.
Let me give you a few examples.
1. The other night I was sick of having my clothes all over the place but I had no closet to speak of. So I grabbed the left over pvc pipe from the gelato cart's umbrella holder and some networking cable (which I cut with a steak knife) and decided I was going to hang it from the pipe on the ceiling. The only problem is that the pipe was fifteen feet in the air. Two folding chairs and a stool later I was tetering on a self induced pyramid of death. It was barely tall enough but I got the network cable over the pipe and viola I have a place to hang my hat and my ties and my shirts...
2. Being clean cut is an important part of the business world. A couple of days ago I had a meeting down town with a potential client. I needed a shave but the mirror in the bathroom is gone and I didn't have time to go across town to the gym. And so the witch hunt for shiney objects began. Cd -no, knife -no, napkin dispenser-no. meat tray-bingo, perfect. Clean cut and ready to go. And by the way I got the contract and johny gelato is going to be at the second largest fair in rochester. Oh yeah.
It's all about in-jew-nuity.
j.

5 Comments:
you are cool. gelato is good. but God is the best
congrats! that's really cool!
bachelors are very strange people.
hi. yeah. remember us. post please.
Mad props to you J. Proud to know ya.
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