Someone Had a Moon Walk Out of Jail Free Card.

Well that's it no more jackson case. Not Guilty on all 10 counts, its to bad I was really hoping they would nail him with a few charges and slap the parents with one or two counts of greed driven stupidity. Then they could all sit in a jail cell together and have a big freakin (and I mean freak) party. Plus I was really looking forward to Jackson and Martha Stuarty coming out with a prison craft book called "JUST BEAD IT". I hear Paul Reuben (pee wee hermon) and jackson are holding a golf turnament in july called "the lude act open". On a more encouraging note it seems jackson has joined the "Off Scots Free Presbyteryian Church of LA" other famous members of this congregation include OJ simpson and Robert Blake. Watch out for the upcomming Jackson Five reunion tour. Aparently none of the other ciblings will be on the tour it will just be Jackson, Gary Coleman, 2 back up dancers and a nine year old boy named kyle. The "I just love children" tour is coming to a ymca near you.

Meanwhile until the next big celebrity scandel is uncovered, rumor is the news networks are actuall going to start reporting on relevant stories. Uh oh, breaking news, aparantly paris hilton just did something somewhere and CNN caught it on camera. Never mind that while relevant stories thing, this is important.
j.