You Might Be A Geek If ... You Own The "Yoda Does Elvis" CD
Star Wars periphenalia is everywhere these days in anticipation of the upcoming episode three release. I am not putting down any of you who might be fans, but let me set a warning. Don't be a freak!
I have put together a list of ways to tell if you are a freak, geek, or fanatic.
1. You live in your Mom's basement, your walls are covered in posters, and you "collected" all the "action figures" (i.e. little plastic dolls) that have ever come out.
2. You try to impress girls and get them to go out with your vast knowledge of SW trivia.
3. You named your first kid Hann, and she hates it.
4. There is a darth vader bobble head on your dash board that says "I am your bobble its true."
5. You went to the last Star Wars convention and you wore a storm trooper costume you bought on eBay with all the money you saved working at the comic store.
6. The license plate or your 86 LeBaron says "xwng-1"
7. You tried using "the force" on your last exam.
8. You can quote all 6 movies ver batum while doing an interpretive dance in a tu-tu (I mean jedi costume).
9. You "pimped" your Dodge omni out and made it look like a scale melenial falcon. Complete with life sized stuffed chewbaca.
10. You read the last nine points and didn't laugh because you though "that would be sooooo awesome."
j.
I have put together a list of ways to tell if you are a freak, geek, or fanatic.
1. You live in your Mom's basement, your walls are covered in posters, and you "collected" all the "action figures" (i.e. little plastic dolls) that have ever come out.
2. You try to impress girls and get them to go out with your vast knowledge of SW trivia.
3. You named your first kid Hann, and she hates it.
4. There is a darth vader bobble head on your dash board that says "I am your bobble its true."
5. You went to the last Star Wars convention and you wore a storm trooper costume you bought on eBay with all the money you saved working at the comic store.
6. The license plate or your 86 LeBaron says "xwng-1"
7. You tried using "the force" on your last exam.
8. You can quote all 6 movies ver batum while doing an interpretive dance in a tu-tu (I mean jedi costume).
9. You "pimped" your Dodge omni out and made it look like a scale melenial falcon. Complete with life sized stuffed chewbaca.
10. You read the last nine points and didn't laugh because you though "that would be sooooo awesome."
j.
posted by j. at
3:39 PM
8 Comments:
Or we didn't laugh because we know so little about Star WArs that it went completely over our heads.
But since you wrote it, I trust it was quite funny.
yeah, "gaff" was in the first edition of my poem. But - I couldn't decide what the proper spelling was and didn't feel like spending the time to find out! But you caught my drift...blah - its all just blah.
hey man, if you dont recognize this person i would understand being that i created it a few mins ago but who am i? i am the one...the only...the creator of bald heads, i am the person that came up with the bald head ideah ( for myself) 3 years ago. i am MR. CLEAN...or you can call me vladmir or josh whatever you prefer...o by the way, you should change you pic, an updated version would help with the resemblance...
very funny, especially the very end!
I'm going to use the force on my exam tomorrow. "That would be soooo awesome!"
Jewish Jason, you're too funny! I love reading your posts and have to ask - are Jews supposed to watch Star Wars? Isn’t that going against the toga or something?
this last post reminded of our mennonite/jewish conversation at the Hull's last night. =) fun stuff
Wow, you read my xanga, I thought you were beyond us "xanga-ers" now! And I'm leaving a comment on your blog! I feel like I'm bridging a gap. Wow, special. By the way, funny post.
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