When Sickey met Sally and Sally met Mommy
In the last week I have gone through 3 bottles of nyquil 2 boxes of tissues 4 gallons of orange juice, half a million mg's of vitamin C and a bunch of tylenol. Today I finally went to the doctor (more like my mom made me).
So I am sitting in the waiting room and this pleasant (which is a nice way of saying "not so attractive") blonde starts flirting with me. I was looking through the magazine's and picked up people to look at the cover. "Do you like people?" She said "No I am just looking for something to distract me until they call my name." Now I am not really interested in continuing a conversation with this girl so I pleasantly smile and go back to the newspaper article that I was reading. First of all I am not the flirt I used to be, even if I was given the state of my health I wasn't really "on my game." So we have established I didn't won't to interact with this girl and the fact that even I did, I was in no position to. But the most awkward thing about this whole not so romantic situation was my car was in the shop today and my mom drove me to the doctor and thus inevitably was sitting right next to me. In any other situation I would frustrated with my mothers "what was that honey?" Nothing says un cool like a "what was that honey" interruption mid flirt. All I can say is thank you mom. I took the awkward moment to reply "I'm going to run to the rest room and grab a tissue."
It's your typical
Guy gets sick, guy goes to doctor, guy meats girl, girl tries to flirt, guy is un interested, mom saves the day story. I smell Oscar winning screen play.
So I am sitting in the waiting room and this pleasant (which is a nice way of saying "not so attractive") blonde starts flirting with me. I was looking through the magazine's and picked up people to look at the cover. "Do you like people?" She said "No I am just looking for something to distract me until they call my name." Now I am not really interested in continuing a conversation with this girl so I pleasantly smile and go back to the newspaper article that I was reading. First of all I am not the flirt I used to be, even if I was given the state of my health I wasn't really "on my game." So we have established I didn't won't to interact with this girl and the fact that even I did, I was in no position to. But the most awkward thing about this whole not so romantic situation was my car was in the shop today and my mom drove me to the doctor and thus inevitably was sitting right next to me. In any other situation I would frustrated with my mothers "what was that honey?" Nothing says un cool like a "what was that honey" interruption mid flirt. All I can say is thank you mom. I took the awkward moment to reply "I'm going to run to the rest room and grab a tissue."
It's your typical
Guy gets sick, guy goes to doctor, guy meats girl, girl tries to flirt, guy is un interested, mom saves the day story. I smell Oscar winning screen play.
posted by j. at
6:54 PM
4 Comments:
Hope you got some good help from the friendly doctor and that you're feeling will again real soon.
We miss you here, especially on Tuesday nights! :)
Cut out all sugar, bread, and pasta for a week and you'll feel a ton better!!!! That's my answer to everything.
found the blazer. Starting to feel better. Looking forward to Idol.
j.
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