Mr. Clean Called and He Wants His Head Back.
For two years I have been saying I wanted to do this. I have been heming and hawing for months. In jan I decided that this would be the weekend. An old friend was supposed to help me but she was busy. So after brunch my friend nate came over we put some bateries in the beard trimmer, and lathered up my skull it was all over but the sheering. And so now I am bald. Like your unkle jimmy on his 50th birthday party. Never before have I felt anything like this. It is great. I say you should all try it but I really don't want to see lori without hair. My Mom said I can't come home untill it grows back. She was all like youl never get a job looking like that, and I'm not sending you any money. Its cool though.
j.
j.
posted by j. at
3:26 PM
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we need a picture of said bald head to believe it... c'mon J - you!? BALD.... I'll need to see it to believe it!
dito
or is that ditto? yeah. i can't spell.
just for reference, your uncles went bald in their 20's, and seeing as there is something about if your mother's brother's are bald chances are you will be, I just thought you would choose to hang onto it before it left you by its own choice. Not only can you not come home, and I won't send money, I'm canceling your gas card so you best fill up fast..ps check your e-mail. Happy Watermelon rubs
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